This is the last straw.
First, there was that abnormally tall thin hipster guy I saw on campus.
Then, there was the tall muscular guy arguing with a shorter, skinnier guy in the grocery store.
Then, there was the kid with bleached hair, blue sweatshirt, and khaki shorts in the same grocery store.
Now, look what I fucking found in an antique store today. MR. PICKLES. (Okay it was a mink, not a ferret, BUT STILL.)
I am not shitting you about any of this and I’m really beginning to worry.

This is the last straw.

First, there was that abnormally tall thin hipster guy I saw on campus.

Then, there was the tall muscular guy arguing with a shorter, skinnier guy in the grocery store.

Then, there was the kid with bleached hair, blue sweatshirt, and khaki shorts in the same grocery store.

Now, look what I fucking found in an antique store today. MR. PICKLES. (Okay it was a mink, not a ferret, BUT STILL.)

I am not shitting you about any of this and I’m really beginning to worry.